More nuggets of wisdom from Hagee

From this article :
http://www.openleft.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=5517

Here are some highlights from the brilliance that is Pastor John Hagee :

1. "Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist." - Pastor John Hagee in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman (Charisma House, 2005)

Wow Hagee, you are freaking hilarious! Here's one for you .....Do you know the difference between a penis and a prick ? A penis is a male sex organ. A prick is you.

2.. "[Gay marriage] will open the door to incest, to polygamy, and every conceivable marriage arrangement demented minds can possibly conceive. If God does not then punish America, He will have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah." - Pastor John Hagee

I hope he turns you into a pillar of gay salt.

3. "Only a Spirit-filled woman can submit to her husband's lead. It is the natural desire of a woman to lead through feminine manipulation of the man...Fallen women will try to dominate the marriage. The man has the God-given role to be the loving leader of the home." - Pastor John Hagee in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman (Charisma House, 2005)

Or, a marriage can be a loving partnership of two equals. Either way.

"It is impossible to call yourself a Christian and defend homosexuality. There is no justification or acceptance of homosexuality.... Homosexuality means the death of society because homosexuals can recruit, but they cannot reproduce." - Pastor John Hagee

I just want to note that Pastor Hagee seems to dislike women while simultaneously being obsessed with gay men. I'm just saying.